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Lets just be friends 

The phrase women use when they want to hear your heart actually break.
Often said after weeks of cock teasing.

For maximum effect, normally said when you think you are just about to get in her knickers but she is just about to walk out and get in a taxi with some better looking, fitter, richer guy, infront of all of you work mates.
"Oh I am sorry. I didn't realise you felt that way. You know we could never be anything more than colleagues. Lets just be friends"

*dull snap*

"oh?"
Lets just be friends by BrettS June 25, 2005
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Sex fiend 

a person male or female who is sex crazed and always horny they can't get enough sex and that includes masterbation also known as a sex addict.
Man 1:Damn my bitch is a sex fiend from hell, she always wants to fuck im getting too tired for this shit.

Man 2: Dude i don't see your problem.

Man 1: Why don't you fuck her then and see how long it takes you to get tired you mother fucker.
Sex fiend by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Friendshit 

A shitty friendship. A friendship that is destructive and non-beneficial. A relationship with someone who is terrible at being a friend.
After canceling our plans again, I knew that what Michael and I had, was a total friendshit.
Friendshit by krey13 October 7, 2009

let's just be friends 

What a person (usually a women) says to someone who has revealed their romantic interest to them.

A somewhat passive aggressive way of rejecting someone.
Let's just be friends okay? I still want to talk and hang out with you every once and a while - (Keep you around just in case all other options fail) But I'm just not interested in you that way.
Real friends: People you been through some shit with.

Fake Friends: People who use you, and for some reason you like it. People on your facebook/myspace page. People you know, but haven't been through some painful shit with.
Don't try to make friends, you'll look like a dumbass. Just stay cool, make money, and life will handle the rest.
friends by train rider October 8, 2008

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.
I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship
I'm not really sure how to describe this... friends are people that you trust with your intermost feelings. The type of people that you know won't betray you by telling your secrets. The kind of people that are always there for you, or at least always available to talk to you over the phone when your sad. Friends could even be just the people that you talk to casually, but not emotionaly. Although these are not "true friends" they are friends just the same... supposedly
Truth is these type of people don't actually exist.. Maybe in a perfect world, but this one is far from it. In this world every single last person is the same, they don't care about anything but themselves. Friends are just temporary tools that they have around to make their pathetiv lives easier. Nobody really cares about your problems, it's all an act. People know that if they act carring, they can control that person to benefit from, nothing more. No matter how much you may "trust " and even "care" about a certain individual, when your use is no longer needed, you'll just be discarded like an empty bottle...
Friends by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011