I'm sorrrry that you

The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.

" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"

by bcs82000 October 12, 2018

Thank you, please

When you thank someone for something they haven't done yet, usually in an annoying sing-songy voice

Make sure you get the seedless watermelon. Thank you, please.

Hey babe, can you hand me that roll toilet paper? Thank you, pleeeease.

by picagirl January 4, 2023

Knock you out

It’s when someone is in love with a person so they have little play fights (flirting) which means you have W RIZZ

Girl: You smell

Man: I’m gonna knock you out now if you don’t shutup

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 14, 2023

you must be smokin

You must be trippin
You must be kidding me
You must be joking
You must be delusional

The boy said I can beat you in ball and the other boy says you must be smokin.
That mean the boy believes that he is delusional or dumb.
Like if your teacher says Philadelphia is a state and the students say she must be smokin.
"You must be smokin"

by GameGamer May 16, 2019

Fuck you editors

Fuck you cocksuckers for not publishing my definitions

MY DEFINITION WAS LIKE 500 WORDS FUCKING LOOOOOONG! AND THOSE COCKSUCKERS REJECTED IT! FUCK YOU EDITORS!!!!

by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 15, 2021

Are you high or something?

This word is often used when someone starts to talk about some shit

White guy: Have you heard what your sister did?
Black guy: Are you high or something? I have no sister nigga

by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh November 18, 2020

You ain’t like that

When someone does something that’s out of body, or not true to themselves.
Usually said by someone who is not as good as they believe they are

*Playing Basketball
Person 1: -Pulls up from 3 in someone’s mouth-
Bum ass player from across the court: “you ain’t like that”

by Blackhawks4 December 5, 2018