brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

by GiuElz July 20, 2014

Brown Delivery

To defecate in and ship a sealable UPS postage box.

The man in the buster browns just made a brown delivery to my ex-wife.

by Brown Delivers December 22, 2010

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum

*does something camp*
“You’re such a henry brown”

by Living bunny August 10, 2021

Junior Brown

Also known as Junior Breezy. A man that's only seen in dark confined spaces. Some say he's about 5'8, has the body hair of Forrest Griffin and the breathe of John Ham.

I think I just saw Junior Brown in your kitchen pantry.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Chloe Brown

Chloe Brown is the most amazing person you can meet, she deserves it all! She is so amazingly talented and so kind and so pretty. ALSO she is SO SMART BRO! If you meet Chloe Brown, you are sure to meet the best person I’ve ever met, my best friend. She is so funny, and a huge swiftie! You will love her forever and ever.

“Who’s that amazing, gorgeous, funny, cool, girl over there?”

“That’s my best friend! Chloe Brown!”

by Thattheatergirl1119 December 4, 2023

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021