I love lean

Loving lean is to love to have your asshole urinated in and pooping it into a cup to ingest what’s in the cup with your partner . Specifically and most likely a male on male

“Bro I love lean, Especially when it’s me and you.”
“I miss doing I love lean with you”

by Wternal February 20, 2022

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023

ok i pull up

Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Switchin' lanes and I'm seein' lights, you know I watch the curb
Smokin' weed, you know I'm gettin' high, you know it calm my nerves
Trappin' hard, pumpin' non-stop, the bag I had to earn
You can try, but you might fail again, you know you never learn
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'

capybara: ok i pull up
capybara 2: ok i pull up

by amogus 7 March 20, 2022

whatever i can get

A phrase popularly used on the networking college site facebook.com. It refers to an individual's desire for any type of relationship, specifically, "dating," "friendship," and/or "random play." Some view this phrase as having a dergatory connotation, making the individual look desperate or without standards. Others simply view it as an honest explanation of relationship expectations and have no qualms posting this phrase.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am open to any form of relationship.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am desperate for any form of relationship.

by azu daioh August 23, 2006

I don’t give a fuck

It means I don’t care at all

M: Let’s break up!
W: ...
F: What happened?
W: I broke up with my boy friend..
F: Oh no! I’m sorry
W: I don’t give a fuck!

by Ronly October 30, 2017