Zeri’s Dick

Something that is nonexistent

Did you see Zeri’s Dick I couldn’t find it

by Lil Turtle March 17, 2019

Humbling Dick

When you get dick so good that it humbles you and causes you to naturally submit to the man giving it. Dick so good that it makes tears stream down your face and you will want to cook, clean, and everything in between for the giver of the humbling dick.

Last night Justin gave me that humbling dick! I feel like a new woman. He domesticated me with his perfect cock and I love it!

by T.O.T.S. July 22, 2021

Dick destroyer

A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there

Yo karen is a fucking dick destroyer

by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020

Dick Peddler

A person peddling pictures of his dick on the internet to a large number of random females.

Man my spambox is full of dick peddlers...

by Teh Bronx April 13, 2014

Muskeg dick

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.

Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.

by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013

Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023