scurvy love

-when a pirate comes ashore after spending weeks or months at sea and finds a loving wench to share the night with
-can be confused with the word "disturbia" in rhianna's disturbia

"Jack Sparrow went to get some scurvy love on Antigua but all the wenches rejected him."

"Scurvy love-it's like the darkness is light..."

by scurvylover April 1, 2009

love coupons

Love coupons are used for sexual acts between husbands and wives, and boyfriends and girlfriends. Usually received on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and birthdays.

Jack gave a love coupon book to Sarah for her birthday. Sarah chose the Alaskan fire dragon. Love coupons: sexual acts between soul mates.

by Chip muncher 1018 March 26, 2017

Love Cleft

The act of crying about cows who got pregnant by a fat mexican and then begging for a dirty muffler

Elliott Harwood did the Love Cleft for 3 days

by fuck yo motha May 12, 2010

Lovely Parakeets

A great set of tits.

She has a lovely parakeets.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Love Mounds

The most beautiful, most wonderful feeling things in the world; breasts.

Dude I totally jizzed all over this chicks love moundss DOUBLE D'S BABYYY!!!!

by SOOOOOOOOOOOOZ August 11, 2010

doxie love

When you love your Dachshund so much, and always look forward to seeing him or her. They are quirky little beasts, always seeking love and adoration. Their bodies are funny to look at, being that their backs are so long and their legs so short and stocky.

Here comes Barney, prancing around in the backyard after the rainstorm.

Here comes the weiner dog!

You've got doxie love!

Yep, I sure do!

by Sav gal August 30, 2012

love wand

a dick used for making love

he put his love wand deep inside me.

by ljg June 3, 2003