Hange_.zoe_simp

This is the definition of amazing. He is just wonderful. Follow him on tiktok or else. Hange_.zoe_simp is so amazing that everyone who sees him will die of amazement. He, is just so cool we love him😍

Hange_.zoe_simp is really good at Overwatch.
Hange_.zoe_simp is a simp for hange

by Lemontree March 5, 2021

Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.

Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?

by suka<3 January 19, 2021

Fan fiction simp

When u don’t like human you only like fan fiction like Draco malfoy or heathers

I’m a fan fiction simp

by Supersammy2008 February 8, 2021

im.a_simp.lol

a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(

person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”

person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”

by itskix March 27, 2021

HU_TAO_SIMP

A bad mother FUcker on vrchat with loads of side hoes

Did you know HU_TAO_SIMP is a true G that gets all the bitches

by HU_TAO_SIMP April 6, 2021

African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.

She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.

by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021

Not a simp

Me

I’m not a simp and not a $imp!

by yeltsA kciR May 27, 2021