Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

monkey

someone who doesnt know what a monkey is would be classified as stupid, now search up stupid

i am a monkey

by human 2 January 25, 2024

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014