Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka - Used when someone is being rude and very obnoxious and loud.
Monkey - Used to tell someone they are acting like a animal.
Or used against African Americans

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka “ Person 1: He is such a monka. I was trying to be nice to him and he wouldn’t stop bragging and yelling.”
Monkey “Person 2: You need to stop climbing on that. You ate acting like a monkey.”

by kaygotthawock June 2, 2023

Chub Monkey

A small black man with a HUGE cock

The fuckin Chub Monkey raped my wife!

by J-Jack Diddler September 26, 2025

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.

Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)

by RPDS Demo September 4, 2023