shut your face

Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

by esch8 January 10, 2004

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

off your face

Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.

e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...

I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!

by Judster October 16, 2004

Love your face

This is not to be mistaken for someone being in love with you. It's a way for someone to tell you that you're special to them and that they do not want to lose you.

"Hey, I love your face."

by Sillycupcake13 March 9, 2018

five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

by scottkaeding July 8, 2006