Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 20, 2021
When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
by AflacDuck77777 August 29, 2010
An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 09, 2020
A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 21, 2023
When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
by The truth will prevail May 22, 2023
Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
by USDrumer June 26, 2014