A really tight one

When a black person uses a xs condom to have sex with a small white girl

I just had a really tight one

by The lonely hippo July 31, 2016

one ya self

to love yourself and only to yourself, in contrast with having one love between two people.

So your gonna go chill with them over me, you know what man one ya self!

by w0lf June 2, 2008

sh*tty hard one

a homo's dick; especially after homo sex

hey fag get ur shitty hard one outta my face

by reggieli December 14, 2004

O.C.C. One Character Comeback

Stands for "one character comeback." Mainly used in fighting games such as Marvel vs. Capcom 2 or Capcom vs. SNK 2. It is where you beat your opponent (more than 60% of his life) with just your last character. Definition was originally created by Megaman DS.

Justin Wong OCCd Desmond by killing off all 3 of his characters with just 1% life left only on his Cable.

by Hellfromabove May 13, 2005

One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

some one-legged hobo

Everyone's scapegoat.

"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Two Girls One Pool

A porno where two girls wrestle in a pool of diarrhea.

"Hey I saw Two Girls One Pool last night"
"Wow dude that's messed up"

by I ate a spoon April 30, 2009