Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)

I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion

by skeebe03 October 21, 2011

dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.

Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

by Afatbluewalrus April 5, 2015

piece of shit

adjective: poor quality; displeasing ; Also abbreviated POS

Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

by stanq89 November 15, 2013

Shit Pillow

When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.

Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.

by quickpause February 1, 2015

ultra shit

The moment while in school and you get a pain in your anus causing you to ask to go to the bathroom. When you stand your ass contracts causing you to make a rock solid projectile to launch out of your ass following a tsunami of loose shit killing everyone behind you.

Steve:"Dang dude I just took an ultra shit in class today, killing my teacher!"
Josh:"Whats an ultra shit?"

by Theanaldistructor232 December 9, 2016