When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
by Ohnoes-pop April 02, 2019
Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
by ice cream coño June 13, 2022
a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
by Pineapple_boi May 25, 2020
by Inni84 November 26, 2023
Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!
by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020