monkey king 2

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023

monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating

Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!

by IH8Libs November 4, 2021

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021