jack alderson

boyo never cheats wouldn’t even think about it top shagger and a top blazer

jack alderson is a boyo

by desperadosrsweet May 14, 2022

Jack

Jack is that guy with a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big horse cock

“That’s Jack”

by I’m not Jack November 24, 2021

Jack Oakley

The hottest kid you will ever meet

"Wow he is Jack Oakley"

by Buttered Cornflakes June 20, 2023

Jack

The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs

Jack Oh shit

Me Wot

Jack This traffic cone gave me crabs

by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn Is an Extremly Powerful and smart Overlord, He is capable of Bringing death to anyone.

"What would you do if Jack Gunn Came for you?"
"Not if, When"

by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022