funeral for a friend 

Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

funeral for a friend by Drakizzle January 9, 2008

friendship

Friendship, like everything else is relative. The idea you or I have of a good friendship might be bad to another individual. To me, it's when two or more people love each other, (not erotic love) and will always have the stones to keep such a beautiful thing going.

Girl- I just wanna be friends....

Guy- You know, as long as we're still friends, that's fine.I don't care what it does to our friendship, as long is there still is one, that's fine.

(bull shit)

friendship by inbloom94 October 18, 2010

Friend Language 

The newest language to hit the nation. consisting of only 7 different words:

Friend

Enemy

Part-ay

Yes

No

Del Taco

Del Scorcho

A conversation between two people speaking friend language.

Person 1: Friend friend friend, friend friend?

Person 2: No friend, friend friend friend....ENEMY!

Person 1:............Friend? ): Del Taco?

Person 2:......YES! friend friend friend kill drake!

Friend Language by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

sista friend

more than an acuantaince less then a bestie somewhere in the middle

no problamo sista friend it was no biggie

sista friend by J.Llo December 2, 2009

Best friend 

someone who sticks by youk thick and thin and someone who has your trust and will beleive you when it comes down to the judge and the jury. Someone who understands your feelings and would never talk behind your back.

Julia Bromberg and Mia Marrazza are both my best friend, they are the most trustworthy people I know.

Best friend by Taylor R-C June 20, 2007

FRIEND ZONE 

The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with

dude she put me ion the friend zone

dude that sucks i didnt know your gay

im not

well i know your not a good guy

fuck you go back to your fuck muppet

FRIEND ZONE by muppet fucker December 9, 2011

Beg Friend 

Some one who sponges off of friends when they go out, even if they've got money and their friends don't.

George '100000 Uncles' Dodson: 'Can I borrow money for a drink mate?' 5 mins later: 'Just going to the shop to get some cigarettes'
Friend: 'Allow George, why's he such a beg friend all the time!?'

Beg Friend by catchmeifyacan April 1, 2009