Guilty Dick

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.

I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.

by mxyb June 19, 2019

dick joint

Somebody that is a fucking bitch and is as worthless as the end of a joint.

Fuck you dick joint

by Jamal15 September 26, 2019

Urban Dick

Shortened term for Urban dictionary

I got my word published in the Urban Dick.

by Hambone74 September 26, 2019

Danger Dick

1. (n.) A penis of unmanageable size or with a high risk of injury when engaged in intercourse.

2. (n.) A male without proof of being STD free.

1. You should limber up, I hear he has a danger dick.

2. You should take protection, I hear he has a danger dick.

by Gus89$Cat October 11, 2019

dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.

Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.

by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019

Wow Dick

When your penis is erect but it is too soft to enter the vagina

Woman: are you gonna give it to me or not?
Man: I’m trying to but it just won’t go in
Woman : uhhhh it sound like you got Wow Dick

by Jackyboy2020 August 17, 2019

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019