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petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.
Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.
by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018
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police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.
"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"
by Nene78 December 25, 2016
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Atom bomb baby

A person that is very pretty
by Kanashimisaysfuck December 2, 2019
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licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.
"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.
by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019
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Mixed Baby superiority

The belief that mixed children are genetically stronger and overall more capable than single race children. The belief stems from the blending of genes from both races in question will cause the best of both genotypes to merge and form a child with the best of both worlds.
Alhun had become one of the star athletes of his high school football team, with many claiming his mixed genes to be the cause. He inherited a wide nose (which allowed him to take in more air every breath, making him faster), thick lips (which many women found attractive), and a larger frame (which years of weight training helped pack onto it dense muscle) from his mom, while his dad he inherited a lighter shade of skin that didn’t chafe or ash up easily, as well as thin blond hair that allowed heat to escape easily from his head, keeping him cool. Many made him the star example for Mixed Baby superiority.
by Swirlin64 December 19, 2019
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Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.
Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."
by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020
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ITS ROHON BABY

It’s only rape if something goes in you.
“ITS ROHON BABY” says the whole crowd
by Your moly February 6, 2020
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