poo-poo cheese

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.

"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"

or

"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."

or

"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."

by poopoochzman September 29, 2021

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

cheese

cheese

gromit cheese cheese gromit gooo

by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC March 21, 2022

Hot Cheese

Something that she doesn't have

She don't need no hot cheese

by Degenerate259 January 20, 2017

CHEESE-CAR

A way up your ass into your bum where Gordon Ramsay eats it with olive oil and paprika

Bruh ayyy cheese-car my nib-*dies

by GRANT HODGKISS October 26, 2019

Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

Nacho Cheese

Slang for the cryptocurrency phrase, "Not your Keys, not your coins", which became "Not your Keys, Nacho Cheese", often accompanied with a meme photo of a plate of nachos from Taco Bell.

Random no-coiner: Coinbase took all my crypto, they won't let me send it.
20 year old Crypto Billionaire: Nacho Cheese, Bro...

by Michael Light November 20, 2022