The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.
These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
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~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.
"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"
~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.
"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"
~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
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