A dirty Artis is when, a man tucks his cock between his own arse cheeks and cums. Whilst being spanked furiously to make his cheeks like a latvian flag.
by Definitely not Greisa May 11, 2023

Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
by Ohnanawhatsurname September 7, 2021

A sexual act where one would shit on another’s face while the second person is on a business trip to Rochester, New York, best performed while drunk or a few hours after Mexican or spicy Thai food is consumed. Also best performed in a hotel room, more specifically a room at a Marriott or Holiday Inn, and direct contact from ass to face is encouraged.
Mark smelled really weird in the meeting today. I bet he got a dirty Rochester from a penny whore after the bar.
by lovejesus66 May 26, 2018

The Dirty Lang is when your friend had too much to drink the night before and is feeling sick in the morning, being the good friend you are you head on over and give your friend a reach around when he's puking in the toilet
Stock saw his friend Beej hovered over the toilet and he said, "The only thing that's going to cure that hangover is a Dirty Lang"
by Ktothemotherfinglyle August 18, 2017

Dirty Gruber is when copious amounts of fecal matter cover your backside, in which normal sanitary practices are inadequate.
by Knuckles September 27, 2019

by BPJHHB May 24, 2016

by prettyboyillusion August 14, 2020
