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Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.
Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.
by Floor Time February 3, 2025
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Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 2, 2021
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Time Rape

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.
I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.
by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023
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need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.
by moe fucka November 24, 2020
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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024
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safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
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