rod stewart syndrome

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.

Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.

by Pedro Valdez May 18, 2006

Bent Penis Syndrome

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

by yenih22 July 9, 2009

Agent Smith Syndrome

A phenomenon occurring in video-games, typically open-world sand-box titles set in urban environments, where otherwise harmless pedestrians suddenly appear to transform into the game's principal antagonist as if in the Matrix.

Assassin's Creed is a textbook example of Agent Smith Syndrome, wherein stealth-murdering some annoying leper in a marketplace crowded with civilians suddenly leads to dozens of guards popping out of nowhere trying to chop off my limbs as if this were the Matrix and they're all Agent Smith.

by Al-toid July 27, 2009

Forrest Gump Syndrome

Someone who always has his eyes closed during photos.

Jim's from Forrest Gump Syndrome ruined the photo because he was the only one with his eyes closed in the picture

by drlj05 August 15, 2007

Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome

(noun) The use of nonsense words or misuse of actual words to create or exaggerate threats for political gain.

Did you hear Sarah Palin talking about death panels on CNN today? Seriously, what is her deal?

She suffers from Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome, don't be so insensitive.

by James Carville's Cajun Accent July 2, 2010

Frat Boy Syndrome

a condition in which a boy can not stop drinking til all hours of the night n hooking up with dirty females

They broke up because she couldn't trust him. He had frat boy syndrome.

by jen41986 July 24, 2009

fat people syndrome

People that used to be fat when they were young but lost all their weight and became hot and still have a good personality. They are not cocky people because being fat made them more grounded.

Girl 1: Mark is the complete package!
Girl 2: Yeah, that's because he has fat people syndrome!

by romik13 May 26, 2009