powder monkey 

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"

powder monkey by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004

ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

ass monkey by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

Monkey Butt 

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

Monkey Butt by Jennie August 1, 2004

Monkey Claw 

Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.

Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.

Monkey Claw by Mike McClana October 7, 2008

monkeyshine 

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

monkeyshine by Shaun March 28, 2003

Trunk Monkey 

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car

Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home

Trunk Monkey by d.key April 21, 2006

Monkey Bwoy 

Someone who resembles a monkey

Hussain Mithabhai (",)

Monkey Bwoy by Anonymous March 26, 2003