Prison Firework

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.

"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"

by ConCoonery March 28, 2023

never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.

I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!

by TacoRising August 11, 2023

midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

reverse fireman

Ejecting a top tier level of ejaculation up the nostril, in an attempt to clear the sinus of blockage.

Her noae wouldnt stop whistlin, so I called in the reverse fireman.

by Nalkrat0 February 10, 2024