woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)

1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!

by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024

Woke

Woke is a mashup of political correctness, social justice, and victim culture. It's an ideology that restructures society into a hierarchy of oppressions.

Wokeness is becoming a systemic problem in America.

by Cambridge Scholar March 28, 2023

Woke

A person, or movement, that encourages and affirms actions that go against God regarding to sexuality and gender.

"Have you heard of that group on twitter?"
"Yeah, they are pretty Woke."

by BADBOY17Watchdog November 28, 2023

Woke

A term used usually by middle aged white men to describe blacks, homosexuals, feminist and jews.

I'm tired of all of this "woke" culture.

by thine1 November 13, 2022

woke

That which conservatives don't like.

We must destroy the woke NHS so we can profit off of people's suffering.

by Deccers09 April 13, 2023

Woke

Anything that isn’t from a white straight male;commonly spread for losers complaining on twitter.

The oscars are so woke, this woke agenda is destroying our country

by ChampCyndaquil March 17, 2023