Rave Wizard

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

by sithenation November 05, 2006

angry wizard

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

by Renfest Geek October 23, 2008

Wizard

really cool, something that someone aproves.

wow, did you see Shailey's shoes? Wizard!

by Emily Hobbs April 23, 2008

Wizard

A wizard is much like a beast. Someone who is well above average in a certain field or someone who has just performed an amazing feat.

(After an overkill in Halo) "Man that guy is a wizard"

by Wizard LHM February 23, 2010

WIZARDS SLEEVE

A VAGINA, BETTER KNOWN AS PUSSY, THAT SAGS LOW LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE

THAT GIRL I FUCKED LAST NIGHT HAD A BAD WIZARDS SLEEVE

by D850 May 10, 2009

Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 23, 2020

Wizard of Oz

A movie made to make fun of the political leaders of the time.

In the Wizard of Oz:
The scarecrow didn't have a brain
The tin man didn't have a heart
The lion didn't have any courage
The wizard was a phony

by tye-die April 12, 2006