Langley Window

An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.

Do you think I can't see you've got a Langley window open?

by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018

Window Zaxxon

The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.

Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.

by ZeeLeader July 20, 2012

window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.

As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013

Windows Vista

The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.

"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)

I can't network my Windows Vista.

by Flysak August 21, 2005

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...

"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."

by JJ long slong July 31, 2017

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020