wife-beater

something typically worn by guidos (b/c they're wife beaters). people who wear them can be all kinds of people not just guidos
Jim: Bob, look, a fat guido is wearing a wife-beater!
Bob: Cool, i will go get my baseball bat.
by wigger/guido hater March 29, 2008
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wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 08, 2020
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Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.
I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.
by hmcdesq May 24, 2010
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Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
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souyas.real_.wifee

souyas.real_.wifee is a Reality Shifter on tiktok with 743 followers as of now and overall is an amazing person. They are married to Souya Kawata (real) and and very funny!
souyas.real_.wifee is a goat fr😈
by Clementine was here December 28, 2021
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wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.
I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.
by Jjjaxx May 24, 2020
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