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land weasel

A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.
The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.
by Tabraea February 3, 2010
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stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.
That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.
by Andrew Heinecke December 30, 2005
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sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.
Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.
by Todd Lee November 11, 2005
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butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.
All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.
by surfbird March 4, 2009
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cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008
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Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.
Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.
by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017
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Homo weasel

A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.
John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!
by tsukisan April 28, 2013
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