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Walmart boy

When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
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walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.
by loog noog December 3, 2019
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Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019
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Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
“Bro check HER out

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”
by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022
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chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
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Walmart

A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.
Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.
by FPG1321 September 30, 2019
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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
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