The Cracked Voice

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

Black voice

A black mans voice that is in the deepest of vocal ranges.

Guy 1: Did you hear Kendall's neighbors voice?
Guy 2: Yes, that man has a ballistic case of black voice.

by Cray C March 22, 2008

voice massage

1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.

2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.

Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?

by Megapussi December 19, 2008

Big Boy Voice

When some men artificially deepen their voice to sound more masculine and dominate conversations. Used when the man does not have enough intelligence to make a proper point. Causes the voice to sound nasal and flat but not resonant. As if the adenoids are overgrown. Damages the vocal chords. Mainly done by Merkins.

Merkin 1: Oh my God. I was like oh my God! (in an artificially deepened voice)

Listener: It sounds like you need your adenoids taken out Merkin to get rid of your Big Boy Voice.

by PMcDonald November 27, 2011

desiigner's voice

The most autistic fucking thing ever!

You sound like desiigner's voice , DEATH!

by Fye man Henry November 13, 2017

Lower your voice

When you feel like something someone said is yelling at you, or meant towards you

“People need to stop over using the toilet paper”
“Lower your voice; I didn’t mean to”

by Sergioservice January 23, 2019

bass in his voice

To grow a pair of balls and related signs such as voice deepening, standing taller, more assertive.

Used in older Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor standup.

Dad to son: "Why don't you take that bass out your voice when you talk to me?"

Son (in emasculated voice): "Okay, dad!"
with no bass in his voice

by TipTapDASS June 26, 2021