When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.
John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.
by LR Buck October 07, 2007
Any guy named Xavier who takes his niece and nephew to go see Detective Pikachu on the day it comes out.
by Coolguy X May 09, 2019
Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.
by Cousin Fred2 August 18, 2013
An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 25, 2011
Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.
Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.
by jolivas February 17, 2010
by Aiko Oyama Ayers January 24, 2003
A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be
by GotchaFukBui May 31, 2017