a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
by jayyyyy789 April 29, 2011
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by beauchanson June 14, 2011
Get the Tool mug.A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
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The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
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