Angry Tuck

When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs)

I was boning this chick until she put a strap-on on and forced me to pull an Angry Tuck.

by Steveo from the gym September 1, 2009

tuck frump

An SFW way of saying fuck trump.

Jim: I can't believe Trump won the election last night.
Joe: I know dude, tuck frump right?

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Tuck Everlasting

A fantastic, fantastic book by Natalie Babbitt. Not a children's book if your association with children's books includes pictures, but a book with some cool concepts that middle schoolers or elementry school kids can really understand. It's about a family who drank from a hidden spring, and it caused them to live forever, without aging (though when they drank from it they had no idea it wasn't just an ordinay spring.) It probably sounds like a stupid, simple book, but it's great to get discussions going (or just make people think) about if you would really WANT to live forever, if given the opportunity. Especially these days when we're not sure what the future of the planet is, would you really want to be committed to living forever, no matter what? FOREVER?

Miss Alabama in 1994, when asked if she would want to live forever if it were possible: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

Tuck Everlasting was also a movie, but I did not see it, so I cannot comment on it.

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

tuck hole

Slang term for the anus. It's where you're all tucked in.

I ate mexican last night and now my tuck hole is on fire.

by DasAlbatross November 3, 2005

TucknStroke

TucknStroke is the act of doing the traditional fukboi dickpic.

Where one strokes thumb and pointer around their shaft to the base. Then simultaneously take the three extra fingers and tucking their balls under to make the elusion of an elongated shaft to enhance their dictures giving false hope to the receiver of an excellent time.

Angiesunderfire: Endo sent you a dicture?

Undrxpressure: Yes, he did the TucknStroke. It still didn't look like much though.

Plaintext: Can't imagine he'll be doing much CLAM slamming with that....

by Undrxpressure May 1, 2017