skin tube 

the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.

1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )

skin tube by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

fuck tube 

Any long, slick place on a person where a penis may be inserted for pleasure (mouth, vagina, ass). Can also be a pocket pussy or Fleshlight.

1.That girls mouth is a serious fuck tube.
2.That fuck tube is seriously expensive, man. Go for the real thing instead.

fuck tube by Auric July 30, 2008

skinner tube

A protruding bulge located just above the vagina that extends upward and around the waste.

Also known as GUNT and/or FUPA.

She's got a nice rack and pooper but that skinner tube just ruins it all.

skinner tube by DeeDaDee September 20, 2008

wolly tube 

when you pull your 4 skin over an object e.g a fly and you let it buzz around on your helmit.or like a marble or anything you can cover with your 4 skin

i gave some bitches nose a wolly tube

wolly tube by 66miller99 August 1, 2009

elvis has left the tube 

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"

elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)

elvis has left the tube by Elzeal December 28, 2005

used food tube 

Asshole. The anus.

I totally gave it to your mum last night up the used food tube, she loved it!!!

used food tube by Louise Manwhore April 7, 2006

soft tube 

A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.

Man, what a soft tube that guy is.

soft tube by sgpekanovich May 18, 2006