towel trick

it actually works its nuts

I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.

by rubless October 11, 2018

towel movement

A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.

Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.

by herbsta420 October 18, 2018

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Towel scrubbing

The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.

All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers

by Cucumber sheath June 11, 2018

Tea Towel

A very sexy man

Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!

by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023