Tommy Clarke

The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘

Tommy Clarke is my nan

by Fat cabbage June 04, 2021

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

towie tommy

To have a Tommy tank wank over a cast member of Towie.(the only way is Essex)

I had a towie Tommy over that sort on the box last night

by Rodney Trotter 1 December 21, 2019

tommy p

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back

Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet

by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021

Tommy Gunned

To be double crossed or back stabbed. Helping someone on the way to success thinking they did it themselves without help.

After two long years of showing Isaac the ropes, that some of a bitch Tommy Gunned me.

by DEFKON99 October 19, 2018

Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.

You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar

by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

tommy abraham

Tommy is a big hearted and big muscled guy. He is an amazing boyfriend and best friend. He cares so much about others and does as much as he can for them. He has perfect eyes and the biggest smile you’ll ever see.

I love tommy abraham.

by #thisismydaddddyyyyy July 23, 2018