Tommytism 

(noun) A mental illness of just being different in the way they act, talk. Such as making weird impressions, sometimes talking in a high voice, making weird faces, and just being fucking weird. Usually people with Tommytism think they are a perfectly normal member of society.

adj- Tommytistic

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you? You're making weird noises and making funny faces. Are you tommytistic or something?

Guy 2: Wtf dude? I'm perfectly fine. Only retarded people weird people have Tommytism

Tommytism by JustTellinDaTruth98 June 12, 2012

Tommytism 

Autism at the highest level, including "with your fine ahh", "a huh huh huh huhhhhhhhhh". It also gives you the ultimate ability to smell austism off of others, but tommytism is a special case it only kicks in at random intervals, uncontrollable and is very rare. It is sometimes mistaken for tourettes but do not be mistaken it is most likely tommytism

The tommytism kicking in

Tommytism by Tommytism 101 March 2, 2024

Tommyism 

A statement, statements or a series of statements made by an individual (usually the same individual) that are so obvious the person hearing these statements can simply stare at the stater expecting to him or her to laugh indicating they are joking. However the laugh never comes because the person believes the question to be legitimate.

Example 1

Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?

Josh - No. What did he say now?

Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!

Example 2

TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.

Tommy - Damn that job would suck!

Greg - What job?

Tommy - Counting all that sand.

Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)

Tommyism by The Author of Tommyism March 6, 2013

Tomatism 

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.

Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"

Tomatism by Kage-sama January 27, 2015

tommunism

A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.

I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.

tommunism by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019

Tomatism 

The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).

You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?

Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.

Tomatism by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018

Tommunism

When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.

Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.

Tommunism by Krink21029 April 26, 2019