(noun) A mental illness of just being different in the way they act, talk. Such as making weird impressions, sometimes talking in a high voice, making weird faces, and just being fucking weird. Usually people with Tommytism think they are a perfectly normal member of society.
adj- Tommytistic
adj- Tommytistic
Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you? You're making weird noises and making funny faces. Are you tommytistic or something?
Guy 2: Wtf dude? I'm perfectly fine. Only retarded people weird people have Tommytism
Guy 2: Wtf dude? I'm perfectly fine. Only retarded people weird people have Tommytism
by JustTellinDaTruth98 June 12, 2012
Get the Tommytism mug.Autism at the highest level, including "with your fine ahh", "a huh huh huh huhhhhhhhhh". It also gives you the ultimate ability to smell austism off of others, but tommytism is a special case it only kicks in at random intervals, uncontrollable and is very rare. It is sometimes mistaken for tourettes but do not be mistaken it is most likely tommytism
The tommytism kicking in
by Tommytism 101 March 2, 2024
Get the Tommytism mug.A statement, statements or a series of statements made by an individual (usually the same individual) that are so obvious the person hearing these statements can simply stare at the stater expecting to him or her to laugh indicating they are joking. However the laugh never comes because the person believes the question to be legitimate.
Example 1
Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?
Josh - No. What did he say now?
Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!
Example 2
TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.
Tommy - Damn that job would suck!
Greg - What job?
Tommy - Counting all that sand.
Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)
Scott - Have you heard the latest Tommyism?
Josh - No. What did he say now?
Scott - He just looked at me and asked, "Scott, how many teaspoons are in 3 teaspoons?" I thought he was joking... He wasn't!
Example 2
TV Narrator - There are as many stars in the universe as there are grains of sand on Earth.
Tommy - Damn that job would suck!
Greg - What job?
Tommy - Counting all that sand.
Greg - (cannot believe what he has just heard)
by The Author of Tommyism March 6, 2013
Get the Tommyism mug.A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
by Kage-sama January 27, 2015
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I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.
by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019
Get the tommunism mug.The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018
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