Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016

toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus September 22, 2016

Toaster Strudelled

When you bust a nut on someone's stomach making your cum look like the icing on a toaster strudel

"I pulled out at the last second and Toaster strudelled Emily the other night"

by Daniel Allen Bitches September 21, 2016

Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people

Tori the toaster is soo skinny

by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017

Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron

You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!

by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020

Toaster Strudel

When a woman is on her period and the man finishes on her chest.

'"Yeah I toaster strudeled my girlfriend last night."

by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020