Toast

When something is really easily done. Usually contridicting when someone says it will be hard.

John: Stacking all this wood will be hard
Spence: Naw man, it will be toast

Or

"That guy was huge, he was lifting those weights like toast!"

by Large Keegan August 29, 2006

dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

by Crow August 25, 2005

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Toast of the party

The person seen as the extrovert's extrovert at a party or gathering of people with lots of bread. When you pose enough, people see you as somebody.

The drunk guy was the toast of the party last night. Nobody that goes to the parties knows if he's the same guy sober when nobody's looking.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018

tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.

Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long

by Ian Connell November 2, 2017