Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016
Get the Soap Dispensermug. NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
Get the Soap’s Lawmug. sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
Get the soap dispensermug. To describe a disgusting rat person
by Nonamesssss December 4, 2020
Get the Soapmug. Soap is a substance used for cleaning and or washing. Soap is used alongside water to produce a foam like substance which adds slip to what you're cleaning to make it more efficient. Soap is commonly used when washing your body, your house or any of your appliances. After using soap you should rinse the soapy lather off with some more water. When you shower daily you have to use soap and water. A multi-use soap suggestion is unscented castile soap, because it has 18 uses, these uses are: face wash, body wash, shampoo, bath liquid, shaving liquid, toothpaste, decongestant steam, foot bath, dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent, mopping liquid, multipurpose cleansing spray, window cleaner and toilet cleaning, fruit and vegetables wash, dog shampoo, plant spray and bug spray.
by iloveexplaining September 21, 2022
Get the Soapmug. "SOAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Meme Ghost October 6, 2021
Get the soapmug. Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."
by 456654456654 December 23, 2012
Get the Soap Assmug.