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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Carol Through

To remember something, it can be anywhere from embarrassing to exciting. If you post something or see something that was posted and later see it again you have Carol Through.
Lucas: let’s carol through this texts she sent again

Makynzie: nah we said we would catol through again
by MooreTriminalMorgan June 17, 2019
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come through guys

A guy whose only attention is entertainment, usually in regard of sex. Lack seriousness and doesn't care about main ambition and simple focus is to 'come through' usually to the woman involve in their lives
being defined:
Lydia: Mac is such a come through guy, he text me to meet like 6 times this week!

Casey: well he does that with everybody, come through guys are just constantly in or out and don't give a shit.
by QuinnBethany96 December 22, 2017
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Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
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506 come through

The hottest spot to hang on Gannon's campus. Good music and good vibes
Tom: Hey Ashley we should hang out.

Ashley - Where?
Tom - 506 come through
by jackbasher February 7, 2020
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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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The wombats gone through the snake

Typically used when referring to project resourcing:
When a particularly stressful part of a project has been seen out, and resources will not be stretched in future months. In essence as the wombat passes through the snake, the skin is extremely stretched (similar to the metaphorical human resources). When the wombat has fully passed, the resources are not as stretched and more capable of dealing with new issues.
Person 1: Our resources are looking very slim next month
Person 2: I wouldn't be too stressed, I feel like the wombats gone through the snake, and we should be back to normal in a few weeks
by struthmeruth June 21, 2020
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