My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Tongue kiss her other tongue

Act of eating a women's asshole. The other tongue meaning her anus regardless of color. (Pink/brown)

Dude, last night was so crazy. We went to fourth base, I asked if she wanted to sit on my face. I started eating her pussy and ended up tongue kiss her other tongue 🍑😝.

by SwaggerThugger January 7, 2024

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Real Other User

A guy who is known as the "Real Other User" is someone who is familiar or similar to Otheruser325.

"Real Other User just reached Hall of Masters in BTDB2 because of his ungodly offmeta strats."

by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022

Baby-other

Non-gender specific, way of referring to your child's, other parent

Co-parenting hasn't been easy, especially with my baby-other fucking my world up, like a drunken godzilla.

by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023

Baby-other

A non-gender specific way of referring to your child's other parent. Almost exclusively used out of contempt.

Co-parenting is hard with a baby-other who fucks your world up like a drunken godzilla

by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023