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Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."
Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."
by -sonic December 13, 2010
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Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise
by EmreLovesMilfs May 9, 2022
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Germ Theory

An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen
Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...
by BillNyeIsASellOut October 1, 2020
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Loop Theory

A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.
In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!
by MathScribe February 24, 2009
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iceberg theory

an trend that involves ANYTHING, being put in an photo shop ice berg and a bunch of stuff that's bizarre, its so popular, even TV shows have been put into this trend.
by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021
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reunion theory

in final fantasy 7 a one professor Hojo theorised that
the cells of JENOVA if ever detached from the main body
would seek to re-assemble" and anyone who was implanted with JENOVA cells after sephiroths "death" (being controled by the JENOVA cells) would travel to the
northern cave were JENOVA once was to reunite the lost parts. The sephiroth clones who had the cells form Hojo's expiraments traveld to the northern crater and were killed my the manifestation of sephiroth and dumped into the life stream so basicly the reunion theroy is: once any cells of JENOVA are removed, they would seek to re-attach, thus causing the "reunion"
"reunion... sephiroth..."
p.s. the "sephiroth clones" are the guys in the black robes.

reunion theory
by joshxx April 9, 2007
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The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.
Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019
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