Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.
I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.
by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 15, 2014
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catboy syndrome

when someone has denial of being a catboy but becomes one anyways in the end. specifically xiao and venti
“CATBOYS ARENT REAL! I WILL NEVER BE A CATBOY.” venti pursued as xiao was firmly agreeing with him.
“…”
“what happened to venti and xiao?”
“they were in the denial stage of catboy syndrome.”
by hu.taq July 20, 2021
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MSU Syndrome

When a person is mentally retarded but decides to be a pretentious, know it all who has no flaws; and always want to point out the flaw of others. When someone is a complete moron but decides to talk as if they were the one smart enough to teach Albert Einstein quantum physics. A trend following zombie that is to busy to keep up with viral trends till the state of lose of all self individuality. Can be related with the stereotypical attitude of the average Student of MSU (Located in Shah Alam, Malaysia).
Person 1: "Hey man, I have seen you in forever! You still living in Shah Alam.?"
Person 2: "No, I moved. Shah Alam has too many people with MSU Syndrome. How do you even put up with living that close to dumb asses?"
by Azalea Einstein February 17, 2017
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Magnus Syndrome

A dilemma that often comes up in fictions involving immortal beings, when an immortal person is in a committed relationship with a mortal character. This leads to inevitable sadness and conflict on the parts of both characters due to the knowledge that the mortal one will age and die, while the immortal one lives on and does not age. Sometimes, the immortal one will have had past lovers, adding to the age-old sadness of losing them. (Term inspired by Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters series.)
the other day i cried, because I remembered that my otp will someday succumb to magnus syndrome, and one of them will age and die while the other continues being immortal
by efffbeee September 12, 2016
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birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.
Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome
by Thefanman July 14, 2015
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Dayan Syndrome

A person (usually Iraqi) who has excessive obsession for themselves. They usually have fucked up teeth and are professionally skilled in catfishing. People who have this syndrome usually walk around thinking they are better than everyone else and they usually get played by Yemeni or Lebanese men.
Friend: “You are so good at everything what can’t you do”
Me: “Stop boosting my ego before I catch Dayan Syndrome”
by XXXCUMINMYASS March 20, 2023
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Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.
John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.
by johnneboy May 13, 2010
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