the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face
dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.
dude #2: High five, mein freund!
dude #2: High five, mein freund!
by Sugardaddy T February 27, 2008
When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.
Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011
The act of spiking your cocoa and falling down the stairs. For maximum Bro points, perform backwards and make sure to slam your head on a wall located at the bottom of the staircase.
Hey Boys, Sean just went on his second Minnesota Ski run of the night, and this one was for max bro points! He really is the Bode Miller of Minnesota Style Skiing!
by Tyrown Sratchmarks on Yur Back November 05, 2012
naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
by Bottom Ford January 02, 2010
It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
by snoopy360 November 25, 2012
Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.
by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010