Mouse Pusher

The modern day Pen Pusher. Pen Pusher being someone who works in an office type job and has to write all day and finds himself pushing his pen around the paper. In todays society we work with computers and so become Mouse Pushers.
Works in an office, bloody Mouse Pusher!
by hester1902 March 08, 2011
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Mouse Moment

A sad or introspective moment in life is reminiscent of a specific video of a mouse from "Creature Comforts" eating candies alone, where you've been forced to eat a meal alone for any number of reasons.
I had a mouse moment today when I was forced to eat my Subway Sandwich alone in the park.
by izPeeHam September 12, 2022
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girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.
Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."
by Purple Gurl March 24, 2011
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Mickey Mouse

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.
Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.
by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010
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mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?
by Stop the Pendulum May 26, 2005
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Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af
by buttsAU April 10, 2018
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