A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.
by Chefman001 February 11, 2025
Get the Michigan Kazoomug. If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.
by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021
Get the Central Michigan coleslawmug. Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024
Get the Michigan Mudpuppymug. an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
Get the michigan flat steakmug. Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
by MARJATTA June 10, 2024
Get the a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michiganmug. The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
Get the Michigan Turkeymug. Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.
Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"
by whackawilly March 16, 2025
Get the The Michigan Maneuvermug.